Michael's Bad Day

I forgot to mention what a bad day (more like week) Michael had. Well, I wasn't there for most of it and I forget half of his bad week but I'll try my best to remember. It started in the afternoon not to long ago when Michael made a sandwich. He had to take a dump and went upstairs. Toast was hungry and decided to jump and snatch the sandwich in to her mouth. I guess she wasn't satisfied because she jumped up again and knocked the entire lunch meat package of the counter and ate it. ALL of it. Michael came down and was pissed. He didn't even have to say anything to her he just stared at her and she ran as fast as she could out of the room. Then Michael got really mad when another new hockey stick of his broke. He also got stuck in traffic driving over to a client's. He called and rescheduled. So he went on his way back home and there was traffic on the way back so he decided to go to Sports Check in Scarborough mall or something and found out it closed two weeks before. By the time he got home it was late and he was getting more and more pissed off. So, he asks Grams to get almond butter the next day when she goes grocery shopping. Grams goes shopping and forgets to buy it and tells Michael. He's upset but decides to have his tortilla ,but finds out Diane and I ate the last one and now when he describes the story to people Diane and I are refered as Dipshit 1 and Dipshit 2. Lol